Membership problems!

Unarmed Decoy · Post by **Unarmed Decoy** » 16 Dec 2000, 19:02

I feel that some of the notions that have been posted needs to be re-thought. 
 
Recruiting a Cow is in a theoretical perspective an hard and slow process, altough when the pratical recruitments are made we often get lost (over our principles). We need to hold on harder to our chain of recruitment process, which as i define it are as follows. 
 
1. An application or invitation. 
2. An acceptance (from the cows, - consensus decision) 
3. A tria? ?eriod in the Knassez Boys - the meaning of this to read the attitutde of the player,, ie while being a knassez boys he'll be made a mockery, if he altough this still keeps up a good mood and attitude, he will have passed. 
4. At this stage he will be a full grown cow... 
 
This is just a thought, but i urges the cows to redefine their chain of process... 
 
/ Never shoot the innocent decoy !!!

Knaslir · Post by **Knaslir** » 16 Dec 2000, 18:11

In all of me divine power I have upgraded several persons. for example daysleeper, unarmed decoy and sew chef. I use my power to please people in K.B. whit out there know of it, if I need to do so. 
 
I have a new problem I need more K.B.. The members of K.B. thinks that they don´t have time to milk all the COWS. 
 
So if anybody would like to join send a message <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... s/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"> 
 
Knaslir

Cows Engel · Post by **Cows Engel** » 14 Dec 2000, 05:13

I understand thet you are angry Knaslir! 
 
And I admit that he hasnt got the right K.B. training. For example he has never been seen crouching staring at a wall on Chalet for 3min. 
 
But since our informants have told me that Knaslir have never (!) upgraded a K.B. to a Cow, we had to bypass the standard procedure. 
 
/Engel

BaddahBing DaBROz · Post by **BaddahBing DaBROz** » 13 Dec 2000, 22:11

MMMMMMMMMMMMhhhhhhhhhhh 
now i know why u sleep at DAY heheheh 
u bodyhopping 
 
i can't help it but this song comes to mind 
"Time is on my side 
yes it issssssssss" 
 
A song from Rolling Stones used in the movie "the Fallen" 
 
 
 
Grtz BB

Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub34.ezboard.com/ubaddahbingdab ... BaddahBing DaBROz</A> at: 12/14/00 6:25:56 pm

Cows Daysleeper · Post by **Cows Daysleeper** » 13 Dec 2000, 22:03

As you can see Knaslain Pajsaren, I can be in a lot of bodies in the same time.....Knaslir, Unarmed Decoy who knows whoms soul I will posses next...... MUUUUAAHAAAAHAAA and moo >) 
 
Daysleeper the ghost >)

Unarmed Decoy · Post by **Unarmed Decoy** » 13 Dec 2000, 21:55

Well former roomie "Mr White Shark". I was just testing the power of your "allmighty" Daytona. could it handle an advanced program as this hmmmmmmm? I couldnt believe my eyes when I didnt have to restart your comp. at least three times to get in to this forum. And I definetly couldnt believe my eyes when I saw myself as AUTOLOGGED on as Knaslir the dirty bigbellied hobbit. It was allready to late so as the GM that I am, I used Knaslirs foul body as a medium for Daysleepers soul and will. 
 
If you?re REALLY nice to me I might consider the possibilty to let Knasse reenter the game as a ghost. Perhaps even let him haunt Broggo. 
 
You now where I live just show me the money Mr B.A T-Bone........

Unarmed Decoy · Post by **Unarmed Decoy** » 13 Dec 2000, 21:27

Well my former roomie

Knaslir · Post by **Knaslir** » 13 Dec 2000, 19:56

I?m angry! <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... ns/mad.gif ALT=">:"> 
Thh son of a b*** daysleeper talking in my name <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... ns/mad.gif ALT=">:"> 
 
So now to the real problem. I?m bean informd that new cows have enterd the arena. Many woud say that this is notning that Knasses Boys (K.B.) have anythig to say about. But as the leder over K.B. I?m in chardge of rekrots. The plan was tath I dicide who are alaod to be a K.B., and the Cows can shuce who they would like to upgrade to a Cow from K.B. ( except me, I can?t become anything els that a K.B.). Now pepol not only becomes Cows whitout be a K.B. first, and get the proper traning. The Cows now think that they can take in new members if they fiet name them SP calf. 
 
SP calf don?t exist they are K.B. 
 
I demand that the new members of SP cows be sent back to traning in K.B. 
 
Knaslir

Cows Engel · Post by **Cows Engel** » 13 Dec 2000, 05:58

Thx Baddah! 
 
Of course you should mix into all discussions on this forum. As you might have known the Cows startegy development team uses all info it can get to develop cunning tactics against opponents. (As you might remember our "look-green-plan" failed gravely (3-0 lol), but we have great fate in our cunning plans.. 
 
New plan is built up in a very nice and logical way, so that no one (cows nor other) can understand it: 
 
-------------------------Confidential------------------ 
Premiss A: Every BRO is better than every Cow. 
Premiss B: A eating BRO wont kill any Cows. 
Premiss C: A (of Cowmeat) full BRO wont hunt more Cows. 
Premiss D: One Cow could fill atleast one BRO with meat. 
+ 
Plan part A: All Cows but one transform themselves into Cowmeat (look "Suicide maneuver" for more info). 
Plan part B: The last remaining Cow will hide waiting for the remaining BRO (could only be one!) to stumble and die. 
Gives: 
Victory!!!!! or in worst case a draw (if the last BRO dont stumble). 
---------------------------------------------------------- 
 
/Engel

BaddahBing DaBROz · Post by **BaddahBing DaBROz** » 12 Dec 2000, 22:03

hmmmmmm 
knaslir daysleeper how many names and personalites 
can someone have <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /devil.gif ALT=":evil"> 
 
it's not my place to mix me in this discussion 
but all i can say that at first BRO started out as a clan with joking sometimes looudmouthing players 
(not foulmouthing though) 
with the sole purpose of having fun 
 
we grew kinda rapidly but as far as we are now 
i never though it would come cause after all we have 
8 BROz totall with 6 (very) active BROz who are still dedicated to the FUN this game can give and the fun people we meet along the way 
we were once up to 12 BROz 
but had two cut some inactive ones loose 
or some left by themselves 
 
So for now we feel kinda fine as a clan and some of us are all hoping to get a better Servermaterial conn 
so we can give some hostingtime back to the fun/nice people in the RS community, who graciously hosted us BROz. 
 
the fun is still here but we got a bit more serious due to the fact we particiapted in three Rscups now 
and really got slaughtered in our first RScup try 
i think this is a year ago now. 
 
So all the best to The now and future COWS 
and let the funtimes Rollllllllllll <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... s/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"> 
 
Grtz Baddah 
 
oooooh one more thing engel 
i know Lag/warping is woman who sells herself 4 money 
but don't let it ruin the fun for ya or get spoiled by only playing under 100ms servers 
 
and Sadly enough 
lag/warping will "unexplainably" 
be more seen in the near future even with players 
with an under100ms ping to a server 
 
Grtz Baddah 
 
sorry i ranted one like a MadCowmeat eating BRO

Knaslir · Post by **Knaslir** » 11 Dec 2000, 19:18

From my point of view, theres only two vital requirements needed to be tried as a cow. 
 
A) "The attitude" The attitude towards this game and fellow players must be the most important need to be fulfilled. 
Respect towards players and the game is vital to keep the spirit high on our servers and in the games we attend to. 
 
To minimize the risk of a ill tempered, rude or cheating cow I suggest that a majority of playing cows must have a lot of game hours against and with any considered prospect. Then and only then can we put it up for a vote. 
 
B) "Devotion" This requirement is a grayzone for me since we already have cows with practicly no devotion at all.... But as you say Engel we must have players that we can rely on when its time to fight or hit the fence <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /smile.gif ALT=":)"> 
 
My oppinion conserning connection stands as clear as ever. 
When it comes to not tolerate lag you play in another division E <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... s/wink.gif ALT=";)"> . As long as we can maintain a descent gameflow the fun and good behaviour bit overrules anything else. 
(And since Im moving back to Std I will most certain be stranded with a 56k hihi) 
 
Ok over and out from Daysleeper.....peace, love and mooooo

Cows Engel · Post by **Cows Engel** » 11 Dec 2000, 07:03

As I se it the Cows has a very serious problem: 
We have to few active members! 
 
With 6 players we are a clan of ultimate size (as I see it), we are intime friends with eachother and everyone knows what to expect from a fellow Cow. 
 
BUT: 
As I see it the Cows have only 4 players who actually play the game frequently. And with only 4 active members its hard to play games as a team against other clans. 
 
SOLUTION: 
The obvious solution is to recruit more Cows. (Maybe on the cost of some existing unactive Cows) 
 
NEW PROBLEM: 
If we reqruit more Cows there is a chance that the new Cows will ruin the Cow-attitude. And we still dont want to have more than say 8 active players since that would mean some Cows would have to miss games. 
 
WHAT DO WE NEED? 
As I see it we need players with: 
 
A. The Cow attitude (Hard to define, but Moooing is an essential part of it) 
 
B. Devotion to the game (Being able to play often) 
 
C. Good connections. (Ive been arguing with Daysleep alot about this, but in my opinion a COW should never be the one lagging a game down. I HATE LAG.... (Ok , Engel cool down, cool down) 
 
D. Skill enough to know which part of the PDW which should be pionted in which direction. 
 
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/Engel

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