Something to open your mind...

[Cows Chef]

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Well you know, accidents can happen... And by the way:<br>
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I wasnt a chef at St. G?rans hospital, cheffy does not kill ppl with large nuts... <br>
*doing the cow mind trick on the poor and feeble-minded Angelcow*

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[Cows Engel]

I just combined the date of the closing of "the St. G?rans-hospital" and that of chefs appearance in my world. And got scared!<br>
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/Angelcow

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[Cows Chef]

Well I usually catch bullets with my teeth and I havent noticed any harmful side effects (even if I may have swollowed a few)... But nuts also have the advantage that you can make exellent desserts with them when you dont have time to kill ppl. I leave you with this haiku to ponder...<br>
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"Exellent dessert,<br>
can hide in nut of death,<br>
roosted in oven."<br>
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-Zen Chef

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[StarSoft]

Moo, I'm not yet fully know with the Zen skills, but if i think about it, did you ever try to swallow a bullet?<br>
Don't think you will survive that, the same as a nut, so there is a power-difference between the nut and the bullet.

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[Cows Chef]

A bullet might sound a bit scary, but meditate over the fact that large nuts can get stuck in your throat... <br>
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This will probably lead to a painful and disgracing death, much more rewarding for the true Zen follower to inflict upon others. Not to even mention the heroic act of inserting nuts into the foes mouth while being constantly shot at. <br>
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"Bullets dodged,<br>
evil foe can not evade,<br>
deadly nut in throat."

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[Cows Engel]

Why should star be the bullet?<br>
<br>
You told me to be a nut, is that better or worse than a bullet?<br>
<br>
A bullet sounds more fast and deadly, but can on the other hand not be a tree.<br>
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Im confused here cheffie, should I continue to be a nut, or try to get the bullet status?

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[Cows Chef]

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Be the bullet...<br>
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Be the bullet...<br>
<br>
There is no bullet...<br>
<br>
What is a the sound of a Moooo that no ear can hear?<br>
<br>
- Zen Chef<br>
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[StarSoft]

Mooooooooooooooooooooooo, our master. Learn us the power of Zen to improve our tactics <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->

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[Cows Chef]

<br>
"Crouching cow,<br>
tail against dusty grounds,<br>
weapon in clove."<br>
<br>
"Sudden moo,<br>
horns raising from cover up,<br>
promise of blood."<br>
<br>
"Dancing cow, <br>
slaying foe so unprepared,<br>
bullets from burst."<br>
<br>
"Quiet air,<br>
moving fast from scene,<br>
a smiling cow."<br>
<br>
- Zen Chef....

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