Muuuu funny

StarSoft · Post by **StarSoft** » 14 Nov 2006, 16:09

Yes, but the winners thet don't play fair are losers...

Kosanderi · Post by **Kosanderi** » 14 Nov 2006, 11:02

Totally agree on number 11

As we say in Finland:"Reilu peli on perseest?!"

Finnish 101:

reilu = fair
peli = game
on = is
perse(aka. Turku) = place where sun doesn't shine(at least too often)
perseest? = from the place where sun doesn't shine(at least too often)

And there is no such thing as fair play. But there are winners & then there are losers.

Krasavitsa · Post by **Krasavitsa** » 14 Nov 2006, 06:15

Found this on the DMM site and had to share!!

Marine Corps Rules for Gun Fighting

1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns.
2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss.
4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough nor using cover correctly.
5. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred.)
6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a long gun and a friend with a long gun.
7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running.
9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the gun.
10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.
11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
12. Have a plan.
13. Have a back-up plan, because the first one won't work.
14. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
15. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
16. Don't drop your guard.
17. Always tactical load and threat scan 360 degrees.
18. Watch their hands. Hands kill. In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them.
19. Decide to be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH.
20. The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get.
21. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
22. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
23. Your number one option for personal security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.
24. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not start with a "4."

Krasavitsa · Post by **Krasavitsa** » 01 Nov 2006, 21:25

But who is the true mastermind? The guy lying under the desk - or the guy who told him to go there?

Normally the Rat sits in a corner hiding... But DEATH knocked and whispered for him to lie down...

And Kossi - Are you sure it is us upside down or Kenny?

*|DTF|*Seti_Sniper · Post by *|DTF|*Seti_Sniper » 01 Nov 2006, 17:43

Proff !! cows r evil to human kind

Kosanderi · Post by **Kosanderi** » 01 Nov 2006, 12:41

Hmm, do I see a C4 there near that door?

It can't be. My eyes are just doing trick's again. Nice of you Krasa to warn us about that door.

Btw, that armpatch must be like that for a reason. Cos everytime you see Kenny, one of you is lying on the floor upside down. (Too bad there is no ROFL emoticon here to demonstrate this event.) But insted I can show you this. Feeling sry for farmer Braun here.

*|DTF|*Seti_Sniper · Post by *|DTF|*Seti_Sniper » 01 Nov 2006, 09:07

hmmm upside down cow armpatch !

Krasavitsa · Post by **Krasavitsa** » 01 Nov 2006, 07:01

Where is Kenny?

What is he doing under that desk??

*|DTF|*Seti_Sniper · Post by *|DTF|*Seti_Sniper » 19 Oct 2006, 19:44

hehe and did u know that the first link with DM are takeing in Denmark (not the snow parts) !
most of that album is made in DK

( http://www.pukstudio.com/ )

but belive me the second link is not DK

Kosanderi · Post by **Kosanderi** » 18 Oct 2006, 23:18

women are like

, so beware of the storm after the silence. And belive me when I tell you, the good weather is not gonna last forever. So take that short moment of quietness and enjoy it.

Remember that storms are part of El Ni?o event (or in this case La Ni?a) and they come in cycles whether there is a reason or not. In this case the cycle of the phenomenon is less than 4 years - unfortunately.

So what am I saying here? Just this cos this is coming.

Krasavitsa · Post by **Krasavitsa** » 18 Oct 2006, 16:09

Silly, silly, silly! We don't always talk before thinking... sometimes we take LOTS of time to think (sitting in a dark corner waiting to strike) before we talk.

*|DTF|*Seti_Sniper · Post by *|DTF|*Seti_Sniper » 18 Oct 2006, 13:14

Kosanderi · Post by **Kosanderi** » 18 Oct 2006, 12:07

Jopez wrote:I dont want to be evil I just felt like that after i saw the video...

They say:"Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is:"Evil prevails when Joppe acts."

*|DTF|*Seti_Sniper · Post by *|DTF|*Seti_Sniper » 17 Oct 2006, 20:02

Jopez · Post by **Jopez** » 17 Oct 2006, 19:41

I dont want to be evil

I just felt like that after i saw the video...